Janyel
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5:57 AM - Dec 12, 2009 #61

TOO LONG is what your mother said to me last night

Stranger: r u a hot girl
You: last time I checked
Stranger: wanna do something?
You: depends
Stranger: wha do you like, guys or girls
You: both
You: but the real question is
You: w=how do yyou feel about furries
Stranger: love em
You: th35ts g33=g th1n
Stranger: ? huh
You: l090ts eg487 i4t7 o32n223---
Stranger: what> normal plz
You: i c2318uon %6&stand wh!!~t y_*re say**g
Stranger: ugh bye
You: >???
Stranger: you are talking nonscince
You: it's "nonsense"
You have disconnected.
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LordHuffnPuff
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4:04 PM - Dec 13, 2009 #62

yawn. At least I did Sir right.

He rides across the nation; the thoroughbred of sin.
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6:43 PM - Dec 13, 2009 #63

The only ones doing it right are the ones who never did this / gave up on this long ago.
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6:36 PM - Mar 02, 2010 #64

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a stranger
You: rofl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This... Just made my day. :D

AND ANOTHER ONE!! :O

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im bored
You: Another random stranger
Stranger: no [KLOROFOLUN]
You: This is what happened with my other stranger =p
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a stranger
You: rofl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: youre on crack son
You: Nope.
You: You are.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: sooo :D
You: whaaaaaaaaaaaat
Stranger: crack is awesome!!!
You: /pulloutshotgun
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: no
Stranger: you pulled out dildo
Stranger: from ass
You: You killed it. >_>
You have disconnected.
Wait, since when did I have a sig?? Meh. >_>
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1338h4x
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Joined: 4:20 AM - Aug 12, 2010

4:30 AM - Oct 08, 2010 #65

You: A wild MISSINGNO. appears!
You: FIGHT PKMN
ITEM RUN
Stranger: hhmm no
You: No? How about I glitch your [KLOROFOLUN]?
Stranger: im kanye west! i cna't fight pkmn
You: Break your [OVERHEAT]ing hall of fame, [MUMMY BOMB]
Stranger: your most welcome 2 come down here nd do it
Stranger: want ma address?
You: Put pain in your sixth item slot!
Stranger: put pain in were?
Stranger: i duh no watcha mean but w/e
You: 255 Water Guns to the face!
Stranger: ur the best@ wut u do liek jericho
Stranger: oh [KLOROFOLUN] i think im talking 2 some 10ssss
Stranger: ru one?
You: I'm Bird/Normal
Stranger: n0 fking way
Stranger: ur 10ssss all dhe way down
You: Only thing I am right now is about to crash the mother[OVERHEAT]ing game
You have disconnected.



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Stranger: hi
You: PARKER, I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN AND I NEED THEM YESTERDAY
You: I'VE GOT A PAPER TO RUN HERE
Stranger: sry, just batman pics
You: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHINESE NEW YEAR?
You: BAH, THAT'S WORTHLESS!
You: I'M AFTER SPIDERMAN HERE, PARKER!
You: HE'S A MENACE TO THIS CITY WHO MUST BE EXPOSED
Stranger: what about naked wonderwoman pics?
You: NOW THOSE'LL SELL SOME PAPERS
You: THAT'S PERFECT
Stranger: i dont have any :(
You: WELL THEN YOU'RE FIRED!
You have disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Im a 20 year old virgin, im [OVERHEAT]ing done. should i just kill myself already?
You: Pikachu.
You: Pika pi?
You: Chuu.
Stranger: nah
Stranger: [OVERHEAT] japan
Stranger: its too expensive
Stranger: go [OVERHEAT] some chinese whores
You: Pi!
Stranger: $30 USD a [OVERHEAT]
Stranger: hell yeah
You: Pika...
Stranger: chuuu
You: Chu pi?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am sad'
You: Pika~
Stranger: yes so sad
Stranger: can you just thunder bolt and kill me already?
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE PIKACHU
You: Chu, pikapika pikachu pi.
You: Pika pichu pika pi pika pi.
Stranger: yes pika chu
Stranger: kill me now
You: Piikaa...
You: Pikachu. Chupika pi!
You: Pika?
You: Chu! Chupika pikachu! PIKA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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LordHuffnPuff
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1:49 AM - Aug 08, 2011 #66

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Eat me?
You: Hi!
You: My name is Apple and I live in a commune with my sixteen brothers and sisters
Stranger: Have you ever tasted the flesh of people, its strangley soft and sweet
You: People say I am very strange but I do not think that I am strange at all no no nope nosir
Stranger: You're Boring.
You: I apologize for perhaps misunderstanding your question but I believe you have asked me about the consumption of human flesh which is also known as cannibalism
Stranger: Yes, I have.
You: And I can not possibly be right about that because that is taboo in nearly every society
Stranger: Note: NEARLY
Stranger: Not in my society.
You: If you were actually to be asking me about cannibalism I would be very frightened indeed!
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: I know where you are too.
You: But I am sure you are playing an elaborate prank on little Apple
You: Yes of course you know where I am I already told you that I am living in the commune which is how you would know
Stranger: So if you don't eat me. I'll eat you. Apple. How funny.
You: You will have to think much faster than that my kind friend!
You: Are you going to be my friend?
Stranger: If you eat me then yes, if not then no.
Stranger: Your choice.
You: I apologize then that we can not be friends because I consume not the milk nor the ovum nor the flesh of any animal with a face!
Stranger: Apple, like the company or the fruit
Stranger: Then why are you on here?
You: To do so would be quite uncivilized and Apple is nothing if not civilized for sure
Stranger: Its not a place for ppl like you.
Stranger: Unless you're a liar.
Stranger: Which you are.
You: I am the most civilized person you will ever meet this is by far the truth!
Stranger: I know it.
Stranger: A civilized person on Omegle?
You: Sir your words wound me with your implications of my dishonesty, I have nothing to gain from petty falsehoods and your assumption that I would spread untruth is hurtful
Stranger: Indeed you must think I am a fool to belive so.
Stranger: Liar. Liar. Apple's on fire.
Stranger: In hell.
You: Why would I ever think you are a fool, you have displayed some uncouth mannerisms perhaps but I have nothing reasonable with which I might ever make such a judgement of your intelligence
Stranger: You think your very verbose don't you?
You: And it is fair and right to reserve such judgements until enough behavioral examples have been provided so as it is possible to make a fair and honest assessment of the situation!
Stranger: But it won't cover up that your a liar.
Stranger: You can be evasive but not elusive.
You: I do not think I am very verbose, I simply speak the way that I was taught to and I apologize profusely if my words are upsetting to you but I do not know any other way to write
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Boring.
You: I apologize once more for my boring you!
Stranger: Good. yOU SHOULD/
Stranger: Why are you on here?
You: I am in reality not at all boring and if you could see we could spend many hours wandering through the orchard and petting the bobcats and listening to the crickets chirp and the birds sing while the cicadas drone in the background
Stranger: Won't Daddy beat you with a hose if he finds out what your doing?
You: Daddy would never do such a thing, he is far too kind and likely occupied with one of the many household chores that he always seems preoccupied with, he is a clever bobbin if ever there was one.
Stranger: You know what I'm craving right now?
Stranger: Apple Pie.
Stranger: Eat me, will you?
You: I know several good recipes for an all organic apple pie if you would like, they are also vegan so you will not inflict any pain upon any happy creature that lives on this spaceship that we call Earth
Stranger: Boring.Boring.Boring.Boring.Boring.Boring.Boring.
Stranger: I like to hand slaughter my meat.
You: There is nothing boring about the Earth!
Stranger: Its less painful. And they taste yummy.
You: We travel through the vast inky blackness of space all as one human race!
Stranger: i like meat and eggs and cheese
Stranger: yumm yum yum yumm
Stranger: yummy in my tummy
Stranger: cows like to be eaten
You: I am glad that you have the things that make you happy however they are not foods for me, nope nope nope despite this I respect your decision in your own dietary choices because it is not my place to pass judgement on your lifestyle choices!
Stranger: you should eat meat
Stranger: eat meat
Stranger: eat meat
Stranger: eat meat
Stranger: eat eggs
Stranger: eat eggs
You: I am not sure that cows like to be eaten because when they are eaten they are dead and are not aware of their being eaten one way or another, but that is a fascinating concept you have a very good imagination do you write books?
Stranger: eat eggs
Stranger: eat cheese
Stranger: eat cheese
Stranger: eat cheese
You: I will have to politely decline but I humbly appreciate your offers, your hospitality reflects well upon you!
Stranger: you will eat meat
Stranger: i will make sure of it
You: Did you know that in ancient times hospitality was the most important thing that existed? You had to follow the rules of hospitality even when you hated your guests or else the gods would punish you, and likewise the guests had to act a certain way or they would be punished, it is something that we have lost in today's society perhaps to our mutual detriment.
Stranger: your daddy will put it down ur thraot himself
Stranger: meat is yummy
Stranger: why dont you eat it
You: How silly, daddy would never touch meat let alone force it down another's gullet! Your active imagination seems to have run away with you but that is okay, I run away with my imagination all the time
Stranger: are you a buddha girl
Stranger: buddha eats meat
You: I am not a Buddhist however I do have an great deal of respect for those who choose a path that makes them feel happy and whole!
Stranger: what are tyou]
Stranger: puritan
Stranger: polygamist
Stranger: mormom
Stranger: mormon
You: I am a happy person who lives in the commune with my parents and my sixteen brothers and sisters, we all work together to stay happy and healthy!
Stranger: your not healthy without meat
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: Boring.
Stranger: your life is boring
Stranger: your probably not even educated
You: In past centuries this might be true but thankfully we have discovered many ways to get the proteins that previously would have only come from meats
You: Thus we can avoid cruelty to the joyous beings who share our journey in life with us.
You: May I give you a name? I think I shall name you Frodrick
Stranger: Your not educated
You: Tell me Frodrick are you living a happy lifestyle? I hope you are!
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: probs hvnt stepped out your commune
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: your not educated
You: I am very well educated, Mother and Father were very good teachers who taught us happy things and valuable informations such as how much a moonbeam weighs and how to step lightly upon the Earth!
Stranger: your not educated
Stranger: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stranger: boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He rides across the nation; the thoroughbred of sin.
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LordHuffnPuff
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12:29 AM - Dec 03, 2013 #67

You: Bring me pictures of Spider-Man!

You: We can't keep this paper running without pictures of that menace!

Stranger: Haha! You'd better pay enough!

Stranger: I'm asking double this time.

You: You'll get paid once you bring in quality pictures of Spider-Man!

You: Something we can put on the front page, not like that garbage we've had in the past!!

You: OR YOU'RE FIRED.

Stranger: Well, seeing as I AM spider man...

You: WHAT

Stranger: :x nothing! I said nothing.

You: WHAT

Stranger: Time to turn emo and ruin a franchise!

You: You better not

Stranger: It's what happens, man! You've gotta accept it.

You: THAT'S IT

You: YOU

You: ARE FIRED

You: GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE

He rides across the nation; the thoroughbred of sin.
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9:30 PM - May 03, 2015 #68

Stranger: ciao

You: Salutations

Stranger: io sono lexie

You: I don't speak Italian.

Stranger: English?

You: In fact I am not convinced Italian is a real language.

Stranger: it is

Stranger: i speak it fluently

You: I speak Pig Latin fluently.

You: That doesn't mean it's a real language.

Stranger: you speak latin

You: I'm pretty sure the Italian language is just a hoax perpetrated on unsuspecting citizens by a malevolent anti-carnitorian hegemony.

You: Don't let yourself be brainwashed like the other sheeple.

Stranger: salve

Stranger: idont speak great english

You: I speak PIG Latin.

Stranger: what is that

You: Latin, as spoken by members of the suidae family.

You: Order: Artiodactyla

You: Clas: Mammalia

You: Phylum: Chordata

Stranger: italian remember not english slight english

You: Italy isn't even a real country.

You: I've seen a map. You can't fool me.

Stranger: where are you from

You: Italy.

Stranger: really

You: Would I lie

Stranger: prove it

You: Florence is the capital of Tuscany

You: Rome is the capital of Italy

Stranger: anyone can google stuff on internet

You: I don't know how you expect me to prove it

You: I eat spaghetti and pizza, drive a fiat and listen to Laura Pausini

You: how much more italian can I get

Stranger: what is mattarellas wifs name

You: Marisa

You: But she died two or three years ago

You: so he has no wife

Stranger: google great

You: I answered too quickly for it to be google

Stranger: thats the wedding dates not the death date

You: what

You: she's dead

You: she died in 2012

Stranger has disconnected.

He rides across the nation; the thoroughbred of sin.
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