The Crushing Weight of Mainstream Ignorance

Joined: August 3rd, 2006, 5:55 am

January 26th, 2007, 6:03 am #1

A person calls your hotel looking for directions to give to the cab driver(who's cab service frequently drops off at our establishment), and then asks before he hangs up what the phone number here is.


DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME, YOU IMBRED FOOL! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE PHONE NUMBER?!?!?!


This will be a thread for personal experiences with the crushing weight of mainstream ignorance and stupidity.

Why look at me and her when you can just look at her

I'm only happy when it Rains.

"Buy SHIMMER...It'll keep you straight!"
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Joined: August 3rd, 2006, 5:55 am

January 26th, 2007, 6:08 am #2

A cab driver comes to the hotel and is looking for somebody named Season. She unfortunately didn't give him a room number so I had no idea which room she was in. He asked what the address was here. He then gave me a different address. and left to go find that. Not a minute later, two teenage skanks come down and wait around in the entry. The cab driver calls me back and I answer the phone "Thank you for calling AmericInn, This is Nick. How may I help you?" He then says, "I misread. I did have the right address. If they are waiting, I'm here. Thanks, Steve"


MY NAME IS NICK, DIPSHIT!!!!!

Why look at me and her when you can just look at her

I'm only happy when it Rains.

"Buy SHIMMER...It'll keep you straight!"
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Joined: August 3rd, 2006, 5:55 am

January 26th, 2007, 6:26 am #3

Anyone can post in this thread, you know.


Surely I am not the only person in the world who deals with the crushing weight of mainstream ignorance on a daily basis.

Why look at me and her when you can just look at her

I'm only happy when it Rains.

"Buy SHIMMER...It'll keep you straight!"
-Allison Danger
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Darryl The Hitman
Darryl The Hitman

January 26th, 2007, 6:36 am #4

The other day, a customer had a block of cheese and he was disputing the price. It's my job to do a price check but I wasn't sure what department it was from.

"Did you get this from the Deli or from the Dairy?"

"I got it from the Cheese Department!"

"Yes but was it from the Deli or the Dairy?"

"It was from the back of the store!" (which is where the Dairy is located)

"So it was from the Dairy department then?"

"NO, IT WAS FROM THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT!"

Thanks to him, I learned that cheese is apaprently NOT dairy.

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January 26th, 2007, 6:42 am #5

Apparently if 15 other people have been unsuccessful in logging on to the internet because it has been reported that we've been having problems with our wireless internet access in the hotel, there will always be one know it all who thinks that they are the special one who will be able to log on and make everyone else look inept.

I love laughing at those people after they leave the lobby in despair.

Why look at me and her when you can just look at her

I'm only happy when it Rains.

"Buy SHIMMER...It'll keep you straight!"
-Allison Danger
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