DEAR J. JAY.....
Hey Everyone working on something new maybe youAll can help... looking for the typical questions kids both boys and girls ask teachers or parents...or even each other and the funny replys they get from each of these grade groups grades k-2 3-4 5-6....such as I got this girl in my class who I like but she don't like me, what can I do to make her change her mind? Well bathing once in a while might help....or maybe you ought to look for someone else
if you come up with any funny replys to typical qestions kids ask, such as in kids ask the darndest questions and I have the funniest answers...
Who is the tooth fairy?
(It's your grandmother. She gets those teeth and puts them in a glass by the side of her bed.)
How old are you?
(I'm old enough to be your grandfather's grandfather.)
Where do babies come from?
(Well, I was made in China.)
Were you ever in any wars?
(Yes, and my wife always won.)
If you could go back in time and change anything in history, what would it be?
Did you respect your elders when you were young?
(I still do!)