I've got a new one...this one comes from Krist Novoselic, formerly of Nirvana...he and his wife, Darbury, live just south of here in the Deep River area, just past Naselle.
female leaves of marijuana
1 carton creamy smooth tofu (extra firm)
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1 cup dark brown sugar
1/3 cup canola oil
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
a handful of pecans (or any other nut)
a touch of cinnamon
and a splash of strawberry vinegar.
Grind as many leaves as possible until like dust.
Add tofu and mix until consisistency is green goo. Add flour, cocoa, sugar, and oil.
Periodically lick the spoon.
Mix in baking powder, nuts, cinnamon and vinegar until dark, dark green.
Pour into pan.
Bake at 350 degrees...
He doesn't say HOW LONG, though...
Did I hear someone say pow wow????
Humans are the worst idea to ever crawl out of the primordial ooze.