The Post That Never Ends ~ Or The Continuing Story By Everyone That Writes Next ~

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May 25th, 2013, 4:26 am #1


The purpose of this topic is to keep the members coming in to write part of it a little at a time. I’m starting it out and then whoever the next member is to jump in will write a few lines and then we’ll eventually end up with something unique to Affiliforums. So join in and use you imaginations and don’t forget to have fun.

The following ground rules apply NO SEX, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, POLITICS, VIOLENCE, RELIGION OR OTHER DISAGREEABLE MATERIAL" breaking this rule will result in your post being removed. This is to be an ongoing, fun, happy story.

A Journey To Somewhere Not Predetermined And Back Again…. Maybe


A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
Actually we couldn’t rent a spaceship on such short notice, so...
This story begins in a suburb of Denver, Colorado called Littleton
Three happy travelers decided to take a trip to Venus, however...
The local Rent-A-Spaceship company said “No way Jose”
So they decided to just to just take a road trip.



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May 25th, 2013, 4:31 am #2

Yeah - I Like Road Trips!

They decided to head west and took I70 through the Einsehower Tunnel.

They stopped along the way and picked up some Virgin Mary's somewhere near Vail and kept on trucking, albeit a little happier now!

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May 25th, 2013, 4:56 am #3



Their car broke down however but a group of wandering Dinosaurs agree to give them a ride.
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May 25th, 2013, 10:23 pm #4


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What to do, what to do? Well our three travelers Cecelia, Wayne and Nathanial decided to take the dinosaurs up on their offer. So they set off in search of a mechanic or civilization, hoping at the very least to be joined by another member of Affiliforums.



Little did they know that they would have to stop from time to time so Cecelia could tell her dinosaur how to act like a lady. Slowly but surely our tired trio eventually made their way to a road and immediately found a roadside stand where a man was selling apple cider.....

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May 25th, 2013, 11:47 pm #5




Cecelia was so happy to see civilization that she cried out, "Yeah!" and immediately followed that with, "I have become such a mess. I need to clean up and fix my hair. I do hope they have facilities that they will let me use."

Continuing on Cecelia said with a sweet smile, "I would love to have some Apple cider too, but I seem to have left my money with my purse in the car. If it is not too much to ask, can someone please see if we can get some Apple Cider? Can you Please get me some too?"

Babbling now, "Maybe they will have a telephone so we can call and get someone to help us get the car fixed?"

Just then Cecelia saw a.....
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May 26th, 2013, 2:32 am #6



... a sign that read "Curling Championship: Grand Prize; $40"
Not realizing that the sign was talking about the sport and not her hair she entered and immediately proceeded to the competition atop her dinosaur.
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May 28th, 2013, 2:53 am #7

The Post That Never Ends ~ Or The Continuing Story By Everyone That Writes Next ~ Part 7 ~

In part 6 of this story Cecelia had entered a Curling competition.



Go here if you want to read this story from the beginning ~

Cecelia was busy telling the referee (who had already explained to here that she was already entered and it was a one point competition) that she knew nothing about this kind of curling when her dinosaur who was shuffling around nervously kicked her beautiful red (because it matched her hair) curling stone.



It turned out to be a near perfect shot, stopping closer to the center mark than any of the other competitor’s stones. Cecelia had won the competition and the $40 prize and she was awarded an extra $30,000 because her dinosaur kicked the winning stone. Happy to be a winner she went right to the little roadside stand and bought Nathanial, Wayne and herself a refreshing glass of Apple Cider.



When our three travelers had finished their drinks they set of again with a gallon jug of Apple Cider hoping to meet more members of Affiliforums while searching for a new car.

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May 28th, 2013, 3:24 am #8




Being somewhat refreshed minus Cecelia's hair, the intrepid trio set off on their dinosaurs to see if they could find someplace to buy a car.

Just then all three dinosaurs simultaneously spotted....

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May 28th, 2013, 4:24 am #9



A space ship.The owner (a brooding little purple man with a mustache) named... well never mind his name, the human vocal cords can't pronounce it anyway. The little purple man expressed that the ship is for sale, for the bargin price of 1 quartz credit. How much is that in Earth money again?


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May 29th, 2013, 2:57 am #10

The Post That Never Ends ~ Or The Continuing Story By Everyone That Writes Next ~ Part 10 ~



In part 9 our travelers met a little purple man with a spaceship for sale.....

Go Here to read this story from the beginning.

Our three travelers wanted that spaceship more than they wanted a new car, that’s for sure. They did not speak whatever language the little purple man spoke and if it wasn’t for his broken English they wouldn’t have understood anything he said. So….. they decided to go into a huddle and try to figure out what 1 quartz credit is when an amazing thing happened. Nathanial’s dinosaur began to have a conversation with the little puple man. The dinosaur explained to our travelers that 1 quartz credit is equal to 1 gallon of processed Apple Cider.



While if you remember….. they had purchased a gallon of Apple Cider just before leaving the roadside stand and with the aid of the dinosaurs they were able to negotiate a deal for the spaceship (which was still pretty new and came with an owner’s manual). The little purple man went wandering off with the three talking dinosaurs.



Meanwhile, our travelers boarded the spaceship and once again went looking for more members of Affiliforms, or a galaxy far, far away, which ever comes first because to tell you the truth. Now that they had a spaceship, looking for a new car didn’t seem so important anymore.

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