Top 10 questions to ask God.

Top 10 questions to ask God.

Joined: January 13th, 2010, 2:50 pm

September 30th, 2010, 1:30 am #1

10) How did it all really start?
9) Is all that Bible crap really literal? Really?
8) Who killed JFK?
7) Why did you create people like Hilter, Stalin, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and other notoriously evil people?
6) So... Is there anything to this Pope idea?
5) What's the real story behind Jesus?
4) Is Obama an American citizen?
3) Are Jews really the "chosen" people... If so why and what's up with that?
2) What really happens when we die?
1) WTF Dude... Do you pay attention to what's going on around here?
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Joined: May 4th, 2005, 1:31 pm

September 30th, 2010, 2:35 am #2

Real good.

11) What's the deal with Satan? Misunderstood?

12) Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

13) Noah. Boat. Did you really LOL?

14) What's next?

15) The Bible, the Koran, the Talmud -- did you ever consider non-fiction?

16) How did you ever think of sex?

17) Is it true that in Hell they only have dial up?

18) How did they make the pyramids?

19) Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?

20) How did you make things evolve?

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JVH
Joined: July 20th, 2009, 1:33 pm

September 30th, 2010, 5:29 am #3


 

Being all-knowing and all ....

.... how come you forgot to mention

.... what you forgot to mention


We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are


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September 30th, 2010, 8:01 am #4

10) How did it all really start?
9) Is all that Bible crap really literal? Really?
8) Who killed JFK?
7) Why did you create people like Hilter, Stalin, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and other notoriously evil people?
6) So... Is there anything to this Pope idea?
5) What's the real story behind Jesus?
4) Is Obama an American citizen?
3) Are Jews really the "chosen" people... If so why and what's up with that?
2) What really happens when we die?
1) WTF Dude... Do you pay attention to what's going on around here?
10) How did it all really start?
9) Is all that Bible crap really literal? Really?
8) Who killed JFK?
7) Why did you create people like Hilter, Stalin, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and other notoriously evil people?
6) So... Is there anything to this Pope idea?
5) What's the real story behind Jesus?
4) Is Obama an American citizen?
3) Are Jews really the "chosen" people... If so why and what's up with that?
2) What really happens when we die?
1) WTF Dude... Do you pay attention to what's going on around here?

Tell me how you think, and why you think.
Tim
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