I sought some help in understanding the sense of the good book.

I sought some help in understanding the sense of the good book.

Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

June 25th, 2012, 1:16 am #1

I think I understand it better now.

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For all those baptist and kiddy fondling catholic priests, not to mention the Onesogs, Nuccs and other gay posters inspired by that hippy, commie, man loving Jesus guy.




Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Tim
Tim

June 25th, 2012, 5:06 am #2

That's because your entertained by he/shes Arty.

Jag as we used to call it in the 1970's.

Thanks for sharing your mind Arty.
Get some help from sex addiction.

Tim



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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

June 26th, 2012, 6:19 am #3


"an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept."

The is a biblical discussion forum, I wish to discuss the absurdity, evil and warping nature of that weird *** book ***

You seem to only want to talk about committing suicide, or alcohol or whatever.

Most of your comments include putting others down, a natural side effect of taking notice of the bibles lowbrow hate.

How about you try to defend the "good" books evil. If you cant, why not admit its not a particularly good book, if anthng its pretty similar to the Koran, a book you can understand needs 2000 years of updating.

I understand that since the bible cant be defended rationally, the tool of choice is abuse, but you possibly dont understand that, or maybe as seems to be the case, you do.

Do you have anything you can think of to actually defend the "good books" claim to actually be good?

Do the nice bits outweigh the ugly bits do you think? Can you defend al those ugly bits?

IF you cant, then your smarter name sake as quite a salient point or two to make I think.

Anyway, never heard of your term JAg before, but I guess you've been familiar with it for awhile?

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Tim
Tim

June 26th, 2012, 9:08 am #4

I owe you an apology Dent.

From the context of your post you sounded obsessed with weird sex.

I apologize for believing you might be honest.
I apologize for thinking you might be science minded.
I apologize for your name Arthur Dent who is nothing but British bull shit.

I apologize for you needing to make up a name like Arthur Dent to hide behind.

I apologize for your not being honest, because without people like me you would not have to hide.

I apologize for you being a cowered.
When you attack the beliefs of a Nation that sent the British home with their tails between their legs you should be a cowered.

Tim
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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

June 26th, 2012, 4:06 pm #5

I posted a song that pointed out that the "good book" is actualy quite evil and a total lie.

You chose to ignore the points the song made, because of course you know its true.

You made it personal instead and just did the "I am offended by the truth you say so I'll scratch your eyes out" instead thing.

The bible isnt a good cook book either.

I apologise if it scrambled your wits and screwed your life up.

I apologise for you thinking where ever you live was a christian nation

I apologise for your nation attacking others because they arent religious enough for you.

and I apologise for the moron leader that you used to have making the USA the laughing stock of the world, a dangerous laughing stock.


I apologise that your head hears"weird sex" when someone points out all the evil god stuff in your head.

I just want to say that your god, the bible deserves no respect what so ever, its time is ending.

Thats all I want to say.

beyond acknowledging that your login name sucks too.
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Iceman
Iceman

June 26th, 2012, 11:00 pm #6


TOP TEN MURDERS

THE KILLING OF JESUS

HEROD AND JOHN THE BAPTIST

JUDITH AND HOLOFERNES

JEHU MURDERS JEZEBEL

CAIN AND ABEL

THE LEVITE'S CONCUBINE

JAEL AND SISERA

ABSALOM'S DEATH

EHUD ASSASSINATES EGLON

JEHU AND THE ROYAL CHILDREN
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Tim
Tim

June 27th, 2012, 6:21 am #7

beyond acknowledging that your login name sucks too.
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hahahahaha LOL
Thanks I needed a good chuckle....
my "login name sucks too"....

I know we have shitty people in the Gov who seek globalism at the expense of all the working people to line their pockets with greed.

Personally I think the world is ran by mafia who have gained control over military forces. And it needs to stop, and it will in time, and Jesus will return and clean house.

The Power granted to Jesus is beyond your imaginations.

Tim


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Joined: October 1st, 2006, 10:04 am

June 27th, 2012, 10:20 am #8

to oblivion!


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Tim
Tim

June 28th, 2012, 4:41 am #9

ya you can say that again

Bro Tim
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