News Flash!!

MaryAnne · February 29th, 2012, 10:11 pm #1 2012-02-29T22:11

I just heard on CNN that they are linking the Black Dahlia murder to Natalie Wood's drowning!

I was watching my tv on the edge of the tub while taking a bath when I heard this. I sure hope my tv doesn't accidentally fall in. I have no money to buy a new one.

MaryAnne · February 29th, 2012, 10:14 pm #2 2012-02-29T22:14

Now it's time to plug in my new dvd player. I'm having a really hard time since my hands are still wet from my bath.

I keep feeling these little jolts. I hope there's not something wrong with my dvd player.

Anonymous · February 29th, 2012, 10:18 pm #3 2012-02-29T22:18

I don't know if there is anything wrong with your DVD player, but there is most definitely something wrong with you. You've got to stay out of the cooking sherry.

Anonymous · February 29th, 2012, 10:20 pm #4 2012-02-29T22:20

I'm getting so much done today. Next I cleaned out the toaster. That butter knife I kept jamming in it to clear the crumbs out sure made me feel weird.

MaryAnne · February 29th, 2012, 10:23 pm #5 2012-02-29T22:23

My dryer isn't working so I dried my dish towels in the oven.

MaryAnne · February 29th, 2012, 10:39 pm #6 2012-02-29T22:39

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Don · March 1st, 2012, 12:06 am #7 2012-03-01T00:06

Of course you would know the answer to that one. You have licked enough of them.

MaryAnne · March 1st, 2012, 2:45 pm #8 2012-03-01T14:45

Um I didn't know there were two different thermometers. I just use the same one.

MaryAnne · March 1st, 2012, 2:47 pm #9 2012-03-01T14:47

I need a new smoke alarm now. When I was drying my towels in the oven, that stupid thing wouldn't stop beeping.

I finally had to get my broom and knock the batteries out to stop it.

MaryAnne · March 1st, 2012, 4:18 pm #10 2012-03-01T16:18

I'm watching my favorite show again Mary Poppins. Last week I took my umbrella up on the roof and jumped off. I thought the umbrella would carry me safely to the ground.

I have a sprained ankle.