News Flash!!

News Flash!!

MaryAnne
MaryAnne

February 29th, 2012, 10:11 pm #1

I just heard on CNN that they are linking the Black Dahlia murder to Natalie Wood's drowning!


I was watching my tv on the edge of the tub while taking a bath when I heard this. I sure hope my tv doesn't accidentally fall in. I have no money to buy a new one.
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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

February 29th, 2012, 10:14 pm #2

Now it's time to plug in my new dvd player. I'm having a really hard time since my hands are still wet from my bath.

I keep feeling these little jolts. I hope there's not something wrong with my dvd player.
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Anonymous
Anonymous

February 29th, 2012, 10:18 pm #3




I don't know if there is anything wrong with your DVD player, but there is most definitely something wrong with you. You've got to stay out of the cooking sherry.
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Anonymous
Anonymous

February 29th, 2012, 10:20 pm #4

I'm getting so much done today. Next I cleaned out the toaster. That butter knife I kept jamming in it to clear the crumbs out sure made me feel weird.
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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

February 29th, 2012, 10:23 pm #5

My dryer isn't working so I dried my dish towels in the oven.

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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

February 29th, 2012, 10:39 pm #6

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.
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Don
Don

March 1st, 2012, 12:06 am #7

Of course you would know the answer to that one. You have licked enough of them.
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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

March 1st, 2012, 2:45 pm #8

Um I didn't know there were two different thermometers. I just use the same one.
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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

March 1st, 2012, 2:47 pm #9

I need a new smoke alarm now. When I was drying my towels in the oven, that stupid thing wouldn't stop beeping.

I finally had to get my broom and knock the batteries out to stop it.
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MaryAnne
MaryAnne

March 1st, 2012, 4:18 pm #10

I'm watching my favorite show again Mary Poppins. Last week I took my umbrella up on the roof and jumped off. I thought the umbrella would carry me safely to the ground.

I have a sprained ankle.
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