As I was ordering another, Im told, But Senior, we have no more Corona,, It is all gone . WHAT?!,,, How is this possible in MEHECO?!?!?!,,, He then pocedes to tell me that a large container ship had come into port a few days before, and the crew, after many days at sea, had drank it all . So later that night, while having a margarita at a local,, errrr establishment,
Stealing a line from, Field of Dreams,, Is this Heaven?????
As I stumble over to the railing trying to comprehend what Ive just seen,,, I notice a BEAUTIFUL island, FAAAR off in the distance, silhouetted in the moonlight,,
I now have a plan,, down to the bowels of the ship I go,, down, down, down,,, Looking for the one item that will do what I want,,,, AHHHH ,,, there it is!,,
The ships bilge pump!!,,
I get it to run BACKWARDS!,,,, YEEESSS!!
So fast-forward a couple of hours and, THAR she goes!
So as Im drifting off towards the island, with about 50 of the containers, I see the ships captain drifting off in the opposite direction from me,, I guess he still really likes me, as he looks to be using hand signals to tell me,, Youre #1,,, Youre #1!!,,,, Thats very nice of him,,,
#1, My beater PVD Luminor in my autosig Its my go-to watch about 90% of the time. As long as I wind it,, Ill always know what time it is,, But to be honest, I COULDNT CARE LESS!,, So Ill most likely end up pitching it into the surf Sooo no pic needed..
#2, a Breitling emergency,
(more on this choice later)
#1 Riviera Paradise by Stevie Ray Vaughn, I could listen to it over and over, and some times do while working with it rattling the walls
The Bible.. A surprise you say?.. Not really, its two-fold. 1 Ive always wanted to read it,, Id like to see if I can try and wrap my brain about what it is about religion that makes some people think they have the right to kill another human being over it.. But I never seem to have the time.
2, Ill need some type of kindling to start fires, and theres PLENTY of pages,,,,,,
Raising Arizona by the Coen Brothers. I LOOOOVE to laugh, and it ALWAYS does that for me, no matter how many times Ive seen it.
Most people choose one of family or friends, I have a photographic memory with things Ive seen.. So my family/friends faces are a permanent image in my head.. But some things just do it for me,, (Did I mention I LOVE to laugh?),, this pic ALWAYS does that for me..(edited for the PC crowd),, Hahahahaha
WHERE the HELL I left my keys!!! theres a bottle opener on them!
Crab, corn on the cob, new potatoes, and,,,,, CORONA! A meal MADE for a King!
Again, most people choose a wife, loved one, etc.. Again, Most here expect me to choose a,,, woman of low moral character,, Sooory guys,,, I chose this person because I love it here, but couldnt force someone else to.. Besides, someones got to be around to take care of my kids Soo my choice? . KARMA,,, Yeah Karma,, Ive always wondered why bad things, happen to such GOOD people, and Im going to use this time to tell her EXACTLY what I think about her, and make SURE she gets an EAR full,, Which brings up my choice of the Breitling emergency,, Once Ive told the biatch exactly what I think of her, Ill knock her over the head with an empty, strap the Breitling to her, activate the beacon, and set her a$$ adrift.. GOOOOD riddance!!!
So thats about it,, Ive enjoyed thinking about all of this,, and telling you all about it,, but to be honest?
I gotta bail,,,
Ive got a date!
Did I mention I DONT care for, battery watches?,,,
Theyre always dead when you needem
,,, ADEEEEOOOS SUCCKKAASSS!!!!