June 10th, 2010, 11:47 pm #1

1. Men are like Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why..

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds
... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.