What's the Verdict on Watchmen.

What's the Verdict on Watchmen.

Mr. Ambulance Driver
Mr. Ambulance Driver

March 6th, 2009, 9:05 pm #1

I really liked it a whole lot, like a solid 3 and a half to 4 cookays. And yes I've read the GN. What'd you guys think?
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TTG
TTG

March 6th, 2009, 11:52 pm #2

I was planning on checking it out tomorrow but I don't know if I'll have time. So it's worth it eh? I'm definitely seeing it it's just a matter of time.
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Dante Bean
Dante Bean

March 7th, 2009, 4:40 am #3

I went with my best friend, who spent the first hour going to the bathroom three times with intense diarrhea, so we had to leave a little over an hour in.

He's been on the throne since we got home.

Bastard.
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Taz
Taz

March 7th, 2009, 9:48 am #4

I really liked it a whole lot, like a solid 3 and a half to 4 cookays. And yes I've read the GN. What'd you guys think?
Concerning the plot:
As someone who didn't read the books before seeing the movie, I thought it was great. I had this philosophical argument with my brother coming home as to weather or not the writer copped out by killing off certain characters and by satisfying that desire we all have to see the 'bad guys' scheme come to fruition. The story in its entirety felt refreshing at first, but the more I think about it the less astonishing it becomes. Although seamlessly circuitous in structure, I think the plot is a perfect execution of instant gratification.
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March 10th, 2009, 9:16 pm #5

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Joined: April 9th, 2005, 10:46 pm

March 11th, 2009, 3:11 am #6

Diarrhea?

Hell, you should have left him on the stoop!


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Dante Bean
Dante Bean

March 11th, 2009, 3:56 am #7

But he's my best fran!
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Noyeser
Noyeser

March 12th, 2009, 3:15 am #8

Kudos for being a good friend.




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Anonymous
Anonymous

March 12th, 2009, 4:46 am #9

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the...
Unofficial Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.

Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

Escapee
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with Escapee)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

Courtesy Flush
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

Walk of Shame
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

Out of the Closet Pooper
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

The Pooping Friends Network
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

Safe Havens
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

Turd Burglar
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

Camo-Cough
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

Astaire
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

Watermelon
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

Havana Omlet
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

Uncle Ted
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

Fly By
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom
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Joined: January 12th, 2006, 3:25 pm

March 12th, 2009, 6:08 am #10

Ummm yeahh.......what movie is that one....? Office Space 2, mission to toilet. Adventures in the washroom, Escape to Urinal, Revenge of the ass-hole, return of the fart. THe list can go on.
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