Toilet paper

Toilet paper

Joined: July 18th, 2003, 7:15 pm

July 6th, 2012, 12:46 am #1

Do you go for comfort or practicality? Back in my pre-wedded, baby days, I spent the big bucks on the lotion Charmin stuff. Feels good, leaves no tell-tale white boogers behind.

These days I go for the Food Lion store brand 360 one-ply something or other, because it does the job and the kids don't clog the toilet up with it (as much.)

And the flap GOES OVER THE TOP.
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Joined: August 27th, 2004, 5:24 am

July 6th, 2012, 12:52 am #2

I used to be all about Cottonelle, until I recently discovered Walmart Great Value brand tp. It's ultra soft, super thick, and CHEAP. The only way I go back to Cottonelle anymore is when I can catch it on sale cheaper than the Walmart tp.

And yes, flap goes over the top every time, all the time.

"I don't really know, but I suspect the addition of nuts." - Squid
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Joined: July 26th, 2004, 8:39 pm

July 6th, 2012, 4:43 am #3


I used to get  Kirkland brand  but it bugged me that the sheets didn't line up right.

Now I have Northern and I hope I like it because I got about 30 rolls.

Horray for Costco!

Over the top.
<i>You're comparing apples and exceptionally bad taste</i> -DJ
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Ronnie
Ronnie

July 6th, 2012, 10:05 am #4

What's with all this over the top!?!?!?

It's toilet paper, it goes under the bottom
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Balti
Balti

July 6th, 2012, 11:11 am #5

I don't really care. As long as my ass and hoo hoo are free from waste, I'm good.

I think we have Angel Soft right now.
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Joined: August 29th, 2002, 1:56 pm

July 6th, 2012, 11:40 am #6

What's with all this over the top!?!?!?

It's toilet paper, it goes under the bottom
Cushy Tush.
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Joined: May 25th, 2002, 12:00 am

July 6th, 2012, 3:57 pm #7

I learned from when the kitties were small that it goes over the top. If you do it the other way it just begs to be pawed and pulled until it is all over the bathroom floor.




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Joined: July 26th, 2004, 8:39 pm

July 6th, 2012, 5:03 pm #8


Diesel has been pretty good about not tearing anything in the house up. You can catch him eyeing stuff like he's thinking about attacking but he never does.

What he does do, which annoys the shit out of me, is he throws litter out of the litter box. Not an accidental scoop every now and then, he actually gets in the box and kicks the litter out. Then he looks at me like "clean that shit up you fat bastartd"
<i>You're comparing apples and exceptionally bad taste</i> -DJ
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Joined: January 30th, 2005, 9:24 pm

July 7th, 2012, 3:03 am #9

The sheets don't line up....?

As in two-ply and the perfs weren't in the same place?

That happens sometimes when the wife starts a new roll.
And after I flip the roll so the paper dispenses off the top instead of down the wall,
(handy for the dispenser on the wall across from the stool)
I find that the reason the perfs don't line up is because one of the plys has been spun
off inadvertently when the roll was started and taking a single ply layer and pulling it
around, the sheet perfs will thusly line back up.




Doodie-wiper issues.
Gotta be the Toilet Trooper.




Sorry no bathroom humor......
But I did hear this a while ago,

Old Joe goes back to see his doctor after some earlier tests.
The doctor says to him, "Joe, I've got no good news for ya.
First, you've got cancer.
Secondly, you're suffering deep into Alzheimer's."
Joe looks at him and says,
"Wow. Well, at least I ain't got cancer!"







Everybody..Have fun tonight.
Everybody.....Wang Chung tonight.....
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Joined: March 12th, 2004, 6:43 am

July 7th, 2012, 5:11 am #10

lol Jigs, I can totally see a cat having that personality.
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