New story routine

New story routine

Neale Bacon
Neale Bacon

May 14th, 2012, 7:52 pm #1

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
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Suzie
Suzie

May 15th, 2012, 12:09 am #2

Looks like the yokes on you if your Chicken can out smart you at every turn.
What are the three chickens? Soft boiled, Hard boiled, and Over Easy.
I heard that Soft boiled had a soft spot for every one. Hard boiled is a bit of a Snot. Over Easy gets taken avantage of on every move.
Really I am curious...do they have names? Are they super Chickens or just your good, better, best sort of chicken?
I hope you share when you got your plan written out. Maybe not word for word, but an idea of what you are going to do with that Chicken.
Do they build huge nest around the house? Oh what do they do??
Hmmmm inquiring minds want to know.
Hey...I am just jerking your chain. Just having some fun with you.
Hope your story comes together like you planned. I wish I knew some chicken jokes to share, but at the moment I don't know any chicken jokes.
If I do hear of any I will let you know.
Good luck...this sounds like an interesting adventure.
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Tony Borders
Tony Borders

May 15th, 2012, 12:13 am #3

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
Goldilocks could insist that she wants eggs for breakfast, which would get a reaction from the chicken. So the chicken suggests bacon, which gets an off stage voice reaction from Horton.

The bed would have feather pillows, of course, and a feather mattress. Much too soft.
The next bed would be the rooster's which is like the top of a barn. Much too hard. And the weather vane keeps spinning around.
The third bed would be the baby chickens, which would be a nest.

They could be afraid of Goldilocks.
Why? Because they heard one of the boys say that she is a fox!

Goldilocks could find a note they left but can't read their chicken scratches.

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crazy chris
crazy chris

May 15th, 2012, 9:52 am #4

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
Sounds like a good one neale!!

I believe it was Jim Henson that once said "Chickens are always funny"

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May 15th, 2012, 1:47 pm #5

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
Chichens have been a great source of material for me. I've had a MindReading Chicken., Bride of Chickenstein, Chicken Brain Challenge and a rousing musical finale "Chickens in Charge". All with the Axtell chicken... an audience favorite.
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Neale Bacon
Neale Bacon

May 15th, 2012, 3:48 pm #6

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
When I come to the convention, we need to talk
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Neale Bacon
Neale Bacon

May 28th, 2012, 4:10 pm #7

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
I sent the script as I have it so far to a friend, and I said "It plays funnier than it reads" but he said he laughed out loud just reading it. That's always a good sign.
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May 28th, 2012, 4:45 pm #8

Horton and I have had such success with The Frog Prince, that I am working on a new story for Clarice (my chicken) Goldilocks and the Three Chickens.

I have most of it written around the idea of me trying to tell the story but Clarice is telling me it was originally 3 chickens but no one found chickens scary so it became bears.

Of course, she is indignant about it so she tries to mess me up.

If anyone has any good joke ideas, please feel free to post a few.
Neale, you always come up with good stuff. Go whole hog. If you lay an egg, you lay an egg --the sky won't fall. Your cohorts here have given some great ideas-- which I intend to steal if I ever get a chicken.
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