What was your favorite food when you were a child?
-Mac and cheese I guess, I don't really remember...
What's the #1 most played song on your music device?
-Uh...I don't know. I haven't used my iPod Touch in years, I'll get back to you on this one.
What is one of your favorite quotes?
-"I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time man.
"Live in the now!
" - Garth Algar
What's your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
-Basketball and sex.
What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
-Folding laundry, stupid fucking laundry. It never ends!
What is your favorite form of exercise?
-Basketball and sex
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
-Favorite time of the day is evening on work days and afternoon on off days. Day of the week is Sunday, that's the start of my weekend. Month of the year is October, as that is my birthday month and it'll be the birth of my children.
What's your least favorite mode of transportation?
What is your favorite body part?
-On myself, I'd say my legs. I've got some pretty sexy legs.
What sound do you love?
-The fuck kinda question is this?
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
-Uh...I guess it'd have to be a super sweet 60th party with a Lion King theme having Sisqo sing at it...yeah, that sounds good.
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you've seen before, what would you paint?
-I don't know...I'd have to really think about this one.
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
-Again, what a stupid question to ask. Fuck outta here with this one.
If you knew the world was ending in 2017, what would you do differently?
-I guess quit my job and travel as much as I could with my wife and kids.
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?
-I'm not sure...I guess Tracy McGrady, former NBA player. I think that'd be pretty fun.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
-The election 300 years from now.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
-Either play guitar or filming and editing.
If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be?
-Would I only be working on this project and nothing else? Or would I still be going to work too?
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
-I'm not sure...I wouldn't piss anyone off because after the day, you'd be a target.
I'd do something daring that I wouldn't normally do.
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
-I would not change it.
If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
-Chris Farley or Brandon Roy.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do after getting out of debt?
-Buy a house in Oregon and in Massachusetts.
If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
-A lion or a bear.
If you could know the answer to any question, besides "What is the meaning of life?", what would it be?
When will my life finally be the way I want it to be?
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
-Some character from the Pokemon world, maybe an Elite Four member.
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
What would you name the autobiography of your life?
-A Life With Triplets I suppose...I dunno.
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best?
-Getting laid off from my last job.
What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
-Last movie, I think Click. TV Show, I'm not sure...there might have been one but I don't recall. Book, The Chris Farley Show.
What's the hardest thing you've ever done?
What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?
-Finding out I'm going to be a father to three kids.
What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
-Not checking in at certain times in the day.
When was the last time you had an amazing meal?
-I've had quite a few amazing meals...it's hard to remember when the last time it was...
What's the best/worst gift you've ever given/received?
-Best I've received was a picture from my wedding that my wife had printed on canvas material and turned into a poster of sorts, worst I've received was a magazine subscription that I never got...best I've given was getting my younger sister a Wii U, iPhone 6, and Ugg boots for Christmas a couple years back, worst I've given was an actual douche to my older cousin as a gag.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
-Not paying bills.
What is your first memory of being really excited?
-Getting my first Nintendo with loads of games.
What was the first thing you bought with your own money?
-I bought my own Gamecube and Xbox...that was a sweet feeling.
When was the last time you were nervous?
-All the time now, I've got triplets on the way!
What story does your family always tell about you?
-Too fucking many bruh...
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
-My wife I suppose...or someone who could make us a boat out of nothing to get us back to safety.
If you could do anything you wanted right now, what would it be?
-Winning the lottery.
If money was no object, what would you do all day?
-Spend time with my wife and kids.
Where do you most want to travel, but have never been?
-The UK, I've got some very lovely friends that I'm itching to meet.
What is your favorite memory?
-I suppose getting married, what an amazing moment but damn, it zipped by just like that.
Who is your favorite author?
What is your favorite book?
-Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman
The Chris Farley Show
What has been your biggest challenge?
-Trying to save money to be able to move to the east coast.
What is your biggest success up until now?
-I don't even know...
What does your perfect day look like?
-On the beach with my wife, just relaxing, absorbing that sun light, not giving any fucks.
University or life experience, which do you feel best prepares you for life?
What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn't already?
-How to manage money.
If you were to create a piece of art, what would the subject be?
-I don't know...probably something Pokemon related.
What one thing would you change if you had to do it over?
-My terrible impulse spending habits.
If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
How would your friends describe you?
-A sarcastic asshole that is also caring...I guess.